Tyler Hoechlin’s Spirit Animal 1/?
I mean… this seems about right.
What the fuck is this bullshit I keep seeing on every commercial break?
I literally had to watch this four times because I couldn’t quite believe that this could exist in 2013
“WOMEN? EXISTING? IN A STYLE OF MAKE UP AND HAIR THAT ISN’T MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE? THEY ARE FREAKS AND MUST BE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED FOR MY VISUAL PLEASURE.”
Don’t forget that the voiceover guy specifically refers to them as “things.”
WOMEN ARE THINGS
HOW DID I MISS THAT
Also, that in the “before” they’re focused on each other and their own conversation, but “after” they’re focused on him and giving him flirtatious smiles and shit.
So: women in a public place are things that you deserve to have changed and rearranged so that they are attractive to you and interested in you.
Wow, this is one shitty and sexist as fuck commercial….
I’m so happy I’m not the only one pissed by that commercial.
If i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you
LOL what the hell.
Now I know what true power feels like